April's Fool Day

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

When do you go at red and stop at green?

Seven ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?

Heinz "Mayoreo" — a mix of mayonnaise and Oreo cookies

What do you call an old snowman?

Dolphins sleep with one eye open

There is only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong: what is it?

Skittles Milkshake

Seaweed Pringles

The first food grown and eaten in space were potatoes

Single Fries

Kate's mother has three children: yesterday, today and_______________

What time should you go to the dentist?

Like its fur, a tiger's skin is striped.

What do you call a cow who plays the guitar?

It is impossible to sneeze while sleeping