What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A sham-rock!
What did the giant say to the leprechaun?
Look up!
What’s long and green and only shows up once a year?
St. Patrick’s Day parade!
Where do leprechauns post their pictures?
On Insta-sham!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock and roll!
What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea?
He gets wet!
Where can you be certain of finding gold?
Dictionary!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland?
It means a horse lost its shoe!
What do you call an Irish fairy who went to jail?
Leprecon
What is the best St. Patrick’s day breakfast?
Green eggs and ham!
What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer?
You too?
What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?
He told them to hiss off!
What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
A lepre-coin!
What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?
It means you have too much spare time!
What do you call a Leprechaun prank?
Saint Pat-Trick!
Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s day?
Because they are always wearing green!
Why did the leprechaun cross over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
Where did the leprechaun hide during hide-and-seek?
At the end of the rainbow!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Why did the Irishman bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the Irish golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!