What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll? Hint: this question is not really asking for an answer it is just using common sense.
Roosters don’t lay eggs!!
What is in the middle of the sky?
'The letter K'
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?”
A battery.
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
trouble!!
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What can fill up a room but takes no space?
light
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once, next time you'd be subtracting 10 from 90
What can you hear, but not see or touch, even though you control it?
Your voice
Which is heavier - a ton of bricks or a ton of feather?
Neither - both weigh a ton
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What building has the most stories?
A library
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today & tomorrow
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand?
a glove
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make it a longer line?
Draw a short line next to it and now it’s the longer line.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A clock
What room do ghosts avoid?
The Living Room
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.
What is the end of everything?
Letter 'g'
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
The President
What begins with an E but only has one letter in it?”
An envelope.
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What’s black and white and blue?
A sad zebra.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second Place
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother — how many children does Mary have?
Five, each daughter has the same brother.
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What room can no one enter?
A mushroom.