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  • What can you catch in winter with your eyes closed?
    a cold
  • Why does everyone like snowmen?
    because they are cool.
  • What's a parent's favourite carol?
    Silent Night
  • What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
    snow
  • Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
    They always drop their needles
  • What athlete is the warmest in winter?
    a long jumper
  • Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
    to see time fly
  • When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
    In a dictionary
  • Why does an eskimo call his house '' ig '' ?
    because it's a house without a loo
  • What do fish sing at Christmas?
    Christmas corals
  • Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?
    '' Re-tail'' store
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