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  • I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
    Your shadow
  • what did the volcano say to his volcano wife?
    "i lava you!"
  • I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
    a candle
  • I have no mass, I'm super light, yet even the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
    Your breath.
  • What can you catch, but not throw?
    A cold.
  • what did one couch say to the other couch at the end of the room?
    "we're sofa apart!"
  • A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
    He was born on 29th February.
  • What has to be broken before you can use it?
    an egg
  • Where does today come before yesterday?
    The dictionary
  • What gets wet while drying?
    a towel