If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn't raining!
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers!
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What answer can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
Which month has 28 days?
All of them, of course!!!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old, what am I?
A candle!
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age!