What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?
Mistletoe
Why did a former US president continuously decorate the Christmas tree?
Because people kept saying “moron” to him.
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present’s beneath them
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
Because he had no body to go with
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells
What do elves learn in school?
the elf-abet
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping
Who delivers presents to kittens?
Santa Paws