What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes!
What did the grumpy sheep say when his friends wished him a Merry Christmas?
Baaaaaa humbug!
What do you call an old snowman?
water
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What’s the weather report every Christmas Eve?
There’s a 100% chance of reindeer.
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
Because it was Decembrrrrrr!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer!
What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish
What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws.
What's Frosty's favorite dessert?
Ice Krispy Treats!
What do you call a mean reindeer?
Rude-olph!
What do elf's like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole?
Elf-abet soup!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
Where does Santa go when Christmas is over?
On vacation to a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What music do Santa’s elves like best?
Wrap music!
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints!
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who?
Donut open this present until Christmas!