Skunk Jokes | Baamboozle - Baamboozle | The Most Fun Classroom Games!

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Why should you never ask a skunk for their opinion?

They are likely to give you their 2 cents!

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

What did the skunk say when it went to church?

Let us spray!

Have you heard the latest joke about the skunk?

Nevermind. It stinks!

How many skunks does it take to create an absolutely hideous smell?

A phew!

What do you get when you cross a skunk with a chicken?

A fowl smell!

Why did the skunk cross the road?

To get to the odor side!

What do you get when you cross a cute bear with a smelly skunk?

Winnie the Phew!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?

A really smelly bird that doesn't give a hoot!

Why did the boy bring his skunk to school?

For Show and Smell!