How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?
Snow angels.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!