Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister!
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
a bat
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.