If I saw a dwarf, ...
... I would...
What's this?
This is an elf.
If I were a witch/wizard, ...
... I would...
If I had a sword, ...
... I would...
What's this?
This is a crossbow.
If I were an ogre, ...
... I would...
What's this?
This is an orc.
If I saw a dragon, ...
... I would...
What's this?
This is a sphinx.