accusation

when I saw you, you were putting a sheaf of blank printer paper into your bag.

When I saw you, you were sunbathing on a beach after you had phoned in sick.

When I saw you, you were putting printer ink into your boss’s coffee.

When I saw you, you were editing Wikipedia during work time.

When I saw you, you were walking round outside instead of sitting at your desk.

When I saw you, you were using the board room to plan a long weekend trip with some of your colleagues.

When I saw you, you were playing brain training games on your Nintendo at your desk.

When I saw you, you were studying at your desk instead of working.

When I saw you, you were downloading file sharing software onto your work computer

When I saw you, ou were reading a social networking site during work time.

When I saw you, you were wearing shorts and a vest in a business meeting.

When I saw you, you were standing by the water cooler gossiping with all the people who went past.

When I saw you, you were collecting money off your colleagues.

When I saw you, you were backpacking around Asia during the time you company had given you off for training and personal development.