A man is looking for a coin that he dropped on a floor. What is the first thing he does as soon as he finds it?
Stops looking for it.
Imagine you are the pilots of a plane. The plane has flown from the U.S.A to Britain a hundred times. It was built in 1997. What colour are the pilots' eyes?
The same as ours/yours: 'Imagine you are the pilots'...'
A man went out horse riding on Tuesday at 10 p.m. and returned at 6 a.m. The following day also on Tuesday. How was this possible?
The horse’s name was Tuesday.
A farmer has 48 sheep. Unfortunately, all but 7 die, how many does he have left?
7
How many times is it possible to take 9 apples away from 54 apples?
Only once because then you would be taking 9 apples away from 45,9 from 36 etc.
How many birthdays does the average Englishman have?
One, the same as everyone else.
How many months in a leap year have 29 days?
All of them. But most have 30-31. Even February has 29 in a leap year
Which letter completes the following weekly sequence? MTWTFS_
S (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... Sunday)
Two fathers and two sons went on a fishing trip. Each of them caught one fish and returned home with it. Why did they only have three fish between them?
There were only three men-grandfather, father and son.
What is it that was given to you, still belongs to you, will always belong to you, you rarely use it but it is used by everyone you know?
Your name.
How far, in a straight line, can a dog run into a forest?
As far as the centre, after that he’s running out of the forest.
Susan’s mother has three children. The first is named April, the second May. What is the name of the third child?
Susan