What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.