What starts with "E", ends with "E" and has only one letter in it?
Envelope
Name two meals you can NEVER eat for breakfast.
Lunch and Dinner!
How many stars can you see in the morning?
Only 1: The sun!
What's full of holes, but can still hold liquid?
A sponge!
What is there once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E"
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
INCORRECTLY
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them!
How many books with 30cmx30cm can you put in a 1mx1m box, so that it's not empty anymore?
Only 1! After that, the box is not empty anymore!
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest!
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (Short + Er = Shorter)
What always goes up, but never comes down?
Your age!
What's the color of the airplanes' black box?
Orange! It's easier to find if there's an accident.
There's a bowl with seven apples. If you remove three, how many apples are there?
There are 7 apples!
A cashier at a butcher shop is 1,74m tall, wears size 38 shoes, and is 32 years old. What does she weigh?
Meat! She works in a butcher's shop!
On which side of a chicken are there more feathers?
On the outside!