Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP music
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little BOOGIE in it
What do you call a stupid Disney character?
Dumbo
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will LET IT GOOOOO
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A BLUE berry
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing .... Bananas can't talk
Why did the students eat the homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
Because he NEVERLANDS
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You ROCKET
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a NUT
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a work ... ewwwww
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
a stick
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A PALM tree
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What do you call an old snowman?
water
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
because he's always LION