What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a NUT
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What do you call a stupid Disney character?
Dumbo
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
because he's always LION
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A PALM tree
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What do you call an old snowman?
water
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A BLUE berry
What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Why did the students eat the homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You ROCKET
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
Because he NEVERLANDS
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a work ... ewwwww
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little BOOGIE in it
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing .... Bananas can't talk
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP music
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
a stick
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will LET IT GOOOOO
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!