What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown
What do you call an old snowman?
water
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will LET IT GOOOOO
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
Why did the students eat the homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing .... Bananas can't talk
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A PALM tree
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You ROCKET
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
What do you call a stupid Disney character?
Dumbo
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A BLUE berry
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP music
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
a stick
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a work ... ewwwww
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
Because he NEVERLANDS
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a NUT
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little BOOGIE in it
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
because he's always LION