Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
What do you call an old snowman?
water
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
a stick
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a NUT
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A PALM tree
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing .... Bananas can't talk
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A BLUE berry
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
Because he NEVERLANDS
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP music
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems
Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a work ... ewwwww
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
because he's always LION
What do you call a stupid Disney character?
Dumbo
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will LET IT GOOOOO
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little BOOGIE in it
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You ROCKET
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Why did the students eat the homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.