Has your cat died?
When you're late
When your pants don't fit
When you wear your tshirt inside out
When you're tired
It's a shambles
It's small
It's organised
It's big
It's a mess
That's a belta!
That's expensive
That's cheap
That's really bad
That's really good
The gaffer
The husband
The police
The family
The boss
I'm buzzin'
I'm so hungry!
I'm so tired!
I'm so happy!
I'm so cold!
Brass monkeys out there
Everything is expensive now
Stray dogs outside
It's dangerous outside
It's cold outside
It's raining cats and dogs
It's raining heavy
It smells outside
It will rain tomorrow
Everyone has a pet
The dibble
Police
I'm not sure
Hospital
The zoo
Jammy bugger
You're lucky
You're dirty
Biscuits
I'm hungry
one-off
one time only
odd socks
turn the light off!
sale
Jont a brew?
She won't like that?
Shall we go for a beer?
Would you like a cup of tea?
I don't think she'll like that!
It's proper brassic
It's confusing
It's cold outside
It's normal
It's expensive
Bog
Toilet
Sink
Brush
Door
I'm hanging
I'm drunk
I'm thirsty
I'm tired
I'm hungover
a tenner
10p
£10
£1
1p
A tad
a small amount
an expensive thing
a huge amount
a cheap thing
I'm skint
I'm hungry
I have no money
I am tired
I am bored
Ghandi's flipflop
I need a drink
I need to go shopping
My shoes are old
I just got a pedicure!
Nowt
nothing
pain
alcohol
dinner
Scran
Food
Go away
Drink
I'm lost!
Does the pope wear a hat?
The church
Obviously!
How are you?
Goodbye
you'll be rate
You will be rich
You will be ok
You will be poor
You will be upset
Kip
Water
Tea
A biscuit
A nap
You passed by the skin of your teeth
you only just passed
you must drink more water
your breath smells
you need to visit the dentist
You've got egg on your chin
You're wrong
Your zip is open
Your face is dirty
You're acting stupid
Mingin'
Intelligent
Delicious
Disgusting
Amazing
Over the moon
Very confused
Very drunk
Very hungry
Very happy
Knackered
Excited
Tired
Bored
Hungry
'ey up!
no
goodbye
hello
stop!
Gutted!
Hungry
Disappointed
Underweight
Overweight
a fiver
55p
£5
£50
5p
Is it 'eck as like!
I don't like you
I like you
Yes it is
No, it isn't
Fod
Forehead
Foot
Food
Frog
That's mint
That's disgusting
That's not special
That's delicious
That's amazing
I'll give you a bell
I'll take you out
I'll call you
I'll pay the bill
Let's go for a walk!
Fancy a cuppa?
Do you want a cup of tea?
Do you want to go for a walk?
Do you want to go to the pub?
Do you like him?
Don't mither him!
Don't look at him!
Don't feed him!
Don't bother him!
Don't leave him!
Bee's knees
The worst
A bee sting
The best
It stings!
a quid
£1
£10
£100
£1,000