What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
Fork, spoon
What is orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot?
Carrot
What can you break without hitting or dropping it?
Promise, heart
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Air, darkness, light
There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing. Why?
The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.
Which footballer's name sounds like an English word which describes this?
Messi (messy)
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Elephant's shadow