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  • Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
  • Jennifer juggles jugs of juice
  • What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
    He cracked up
  • These delicious cakes are often eaten in Britain at Easter. What are they called?
    Hot Jesus Buns
    Hot Cream Buns
    Hot Spring Buns
    Hot Cross Buns
  • Every Easter Monday in the French city of Haux, locals get together and make a huge ____, big enough to feed 1000 people.
    omelette
    bowl of soup
    cookie
    pancake
  • Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs
  • Baranek Wielkanocny, a traditional Easter dish eaten in Poland, is a lamb made completely from _____
    mashed potato
    butter
    sponge cake
    white chocolate
  • Four fine fresh fish for you
  • What kind of bunny can't hop?
    A chocolate one
  • The world's largest Easter egg hunt was held in Florida in 2007, when 9753 children tried to find ____ eggs.
    5100
    5, 100, 000
    51, 000
    501, 000
  • Rita ran round the rugged rock
  • What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
    14 carrot gold
  • What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A receding "hareline"
  • Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
    They don't want to get "beat up"
  • During Easter week in France, Netherlands, and Belgium, it is believed that _____ fly to Rome and return on Easter morning with chocolate and painted eggs.
    church bells
    pigeons
    bees
    butterflies
  • Red brick, blue brick, red brick, blue brick, red brick, blue brick
  • In Czechia during Easter Week, it's good luck to _____ your wife _____
    kiss/ twelve times every day
    carry/ up a hill
    hit/ with a decorated whip
    make/ cry
  • I've got a date at quarter to eight, I can't be late
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
    Bugs Bunny
  • Why did the Easter egg hide?
    He was a little chicken
  • In Germany, it is illegal to dance in public on Good Friday.
    False
    True
  • At Easter in Papua New Guinea, trees are decorated with ____
    Plastic birds
    Tobacco and cigarettes
    Chocolate flowers
    Paper ribbons
  • I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen
  • In Greece, Easter eggs are only painted ______
    yellow
    green
    red
    blue
  • What day of the week do Easter eggs hate the most?
    Fry-days
  • Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
    To a re-tail store
  • In 2007, an Easter Egg covered in ______ was sold for almost £9 million.
    gold
    diamonds
    rubies
    silver
  • Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
  • Mr Whiskers is so smart. He's a real _____
    Eggman
    Eggskull
    Eggbrain
    Egghead
  • Two toads tiptoeing, trying to get to Tesco
  • Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
  • How do bunnies stay healthy?
    Eggs-ercise
  • The yellow part of an egg is called _____
    The yarg
    The yolk
    The yuck
    The york
  • Easter is named after Eostre, the Anglo-Saxon goddess of ____
    Chickens and Eggs
    Dawn and Light
    Flowers and Grass
    Children and Childbirth
  • When eating chocolate bunnies, 76% of Americans start by eating the ______ first.
    Nose
    Ears
    Tail
    Feet
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  • I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
  • Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
    From Egg-plants
  • I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop
  • What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
    He was eggs-pelled
  • Dashing Danny danced at dawn
  • What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
    Basket-ball
  • On Easter Sunday in Hungary, women dress up in traditional clothes, and then get splashed with ______
    milk
    wine
    beer
    water
  • What do you call an egg from outer space?
    An Egg-stra terrestial
  • Ziggy the zebra zigzagged through the zoo
  • How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
    With a hare-dryer
  • More than 500 million Cadbury's Creme Eggs are made every year-if they were piled on top of each other, they would make a tower 10 times higher than _____
    The Eiffel Tower
    The Statue of Liberty
    Big Ben
    Mount Everest
  • Adam ate an apple, Amanda ate an apricot
  • Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry
  • During Easter weekend in Norway, people travel to the countryside and ______
    read crime novels
    catch fish
    swim in the river
    build bonfires
  • She sells sea shells by the sea shore
  • If you suffer from Leporiphobia, you are scared of _______.
    Eggs
    Chocolate
    Lambs
    the Easter Bunny
  • What do you call a mischievous egg?
    A practical "yolker"
  • Betty bought some butter, but the butter was bitter