Joke: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!
Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it is full of blades!
What kind of plant grows on your hand?
A Palm tree
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
What are the 3 R's?
Reduce, reuse and recycle.
Joke: Whats the biggest moth in the world?
The mam-moth!
How do trees access the internet?
They log on
When is Earth Day?
April, 22
Joke: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
Why Earth Day is important?
To protect and create awareness.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle
Joke: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunder-wear!
Joke: What did the little trees say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
Joke: Why do tornadoes zigzag?
They’re dizzy.
How do you cut a wave in half?
Use a SEA Saw!
Why did the lady go outside with her purse open?
Because she expected a change in the weather!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have ant-i-bodies
How many trees are there per person in the world?
100
200
300
4
Joke: Whats is a tree's least favourite month?
It's Sep-timber!
Joke: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A swimming trunk!
Joke: Why don’t you pay for dead batteries?
They’re free of charge!
Joke: What did Earth say to the other planets?
You have no life.
About how many people participate in Earth Day each year?
1 Thousand
1 Hundred
1 Billion
1 Million
Joke: Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why are people always tired on Earth Day?
Because they just finished a March!