What is a bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip hop music!
I have no eyes, ears, or legs, but I can help you move earth. What am I?
An earthworm!
Where is the ocean the deepest?
At the bottom!
I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I?
A light!
What is bright orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
What kind of flower does everyone wear on their face?
Tulips!
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died!
A king, a queen, and two twins are in a room. How are there no adults?
They are beds!
What has a tongue but cannot talk?
A shoe!
A girl fell off a 25-foot ladder but didn't get hurt. How?
She fell off the bottom rung!
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
A fork!
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste!
What kind of band can't play music?
A rubber band!
What has an eye but can't see anything?
A needle!
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppies!
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!
A dog crossed a river without a bridge or a boat, but didn't get wet. How?
The river was frozen!
The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it?
A hole!
What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse!
What has a key, but can't open a locked door?
A monkey!