If you take away one hand, some will remain, what am I?
handsome
There is only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong: what is it?
wrong
What is the the mistake: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40
the
You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?
An onion
Kate's mother has three children: yesterday, today and_______________
Kate
What did the Mom tomato say to the slow Baby tomato?
"Ketchup"
How many eggs would a rooster lay over three weeks, provided it is adequately fed and housed?
Zero. Roosters do not lay eggs.
What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
carrot
When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
a watermelon
If you took one apple from a pile of three apples, how many apples would you have?
The one apple you took.
Mississippi has four S letters and four I letters. Can you spell that without using S or I?
T-H-A-T
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg