Kate’s mother has four daughters: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and _____. What is the name of the fourth daughter?
Kate
I shoot but I never kill. What am I?
A camera
Which windows can't you open literally?
The windows on your computer.
A man shaves throughout the day, yet he has a beard. How?
He is a barber
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock
I go to the place where even kings go alone. Where do I go?
To the bathroom
Name three consecutive days that aren’t the days of the week.
Yesterday, today and tomorrow
What is the similarity between “2 + 2 = 5” and your left hand?
Neither is right!
What do you find at the end of a line?
Letter "e"
What is full of holes but holds water?
A sponge
I have seas with no water, mountains with no land, and towns with no people. What am I?
A map
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery
What is a snowman called in summer?
A puddle
An electric train is traveling from east to west, and the wind is blowing from north to south. In which direction does the smoke go?
Electric trains don't produce smoke.
There is only one word spelled wrong in the dictionary. What is it?
"Wrong"
People buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?
A plate
Which month has 28 days?
All months have 28 days (at least)
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
What type of music do rabbits like?
Hip-hop
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
I can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. What am I?
A cloud
How many books can you pack inside an empty backpack?
One. It is no longer empty.
What has a thumb and fingers but is not alive?
A glove
A Grab driver is going the opposite way down a one-way street. He passes 5 policemen but nobody stops him. Why?
He is walking