What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock.
Tounge Twister: Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more. (x2)
Awesome!
A seed with three letters in my name. Take away two and I still sound the same.
Pea
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle
Mad Gab: Wander Her Womb Hen
Wonder woman!
I go up and I go down, sometimes I am curvy and sometimes I am straight. What am I?
Stairs
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?
Postman
Mad Gab: Book He Man
Boogie Man
Tongue Twister: No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Awesome!
Tongue Twister: If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch? (x2)
Awesome!
I can be liquid or solid, sometimes I bubble and you can find me in every home. What am I?
Soap
Mad Gab: Canoe Key Pass Egret.
Can you keep a secret?
I have a head and a tail that will never meet. Having too many of me is always a treat.
A coin...
Mad Gab: Bee Way Rough Thud Hog
Beware of the dog.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?
They are grandfather, father and son.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I can be cracked and I can be played. I can be told and I can be made.
A joke
I have a bed but I never sleep. I have a mouth but I never speak.
A river