What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
Basket-ball
What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Egg-plants
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer
What day of the week do Easter eggs hate the most?
Fry-days
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise