What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vegetable
Forwards I am heavy. Backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
What starts with a ''t'', ends with a ''t'' and is full of ''t''?
A teapot
Whats starts in E, ends with E and only has one letter?
An envelope
What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
What question can you never answer ''yes'' to?
Are you asleep/dead?
What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but does not talk?
A clock
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle
What is never used until it's broken?
Egg