The 22nd 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How is this possible?
They were the same man - Grover Cleveland
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy saw no scale so he agreed and lost. How?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
Time
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
You walk into a room that contains a match, kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?
Your left hand
Sara has four daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
5, four daughters and one son
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway - the other half you walk out
No matter how much you use me, you change me every month.
A calender
What kind of band does not play music?
A rubber band
Two in a corner, one in a room, none in a house, but one in a shelter.
The letter "R"
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar
Many teeth, no bite
A comb
Spelled forewards I am what you do every day, spelled backward I am something you hate.
Live / Evil
What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
Your mother