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Halloween Jokes
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What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
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How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
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What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers!
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What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
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Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
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What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
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Why do skeletons stay so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
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What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
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What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
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Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
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What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
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