I want to find love but I haven't invested in any stonks!
You don't have to invest in stonks to find love. Ya numbskull
I know that he has scammed me before but I think I will invest in his new company.
You shouldn't invest in his company. /You'd better not invest in his company!
I'm tired of swimming so I'll just walk on water instead.
You can't walk on water! Ya doofus.
There's nothing wrong with going into debt right?
You shouldn't go into debt. /You'd better not go into debt!
I am going to save money even though I don't have money or an income!
You can't save money without an income! Ya knucklehead!
I want to buy the new Iphone but I am broke.
You can't buy (afford) the new Iphone if you are broke. Ya ninnyhammer!
I want to run the marathon but I just broke both of my legs!
You can't run a marathon with broken legs! Ya dingus!
Well they told me I can't miss this offer. I guess I have to squander all my cash.
You don't need to squander all your cash. Ya buffoon!
I'm short on cash but I'm going to donate my last dollar to Jeff Bezos. The poor guy needs some help.
You shouldn't/You'd better not donate your last dollar to Jeff Bezos!
I cant save my money because I don't have a piggy-bank!
You don't need to save your money in a piggy-bank. Ya nincompoop!
I'm broke but I really want to visit the public park.
You don't need to pay to visit the park. Ya nitwit.
I know he's a violent gangster but I'm going to borrow money from him anyway.
You shouldn't borrow money from violent gangsters. /You'd better not borrow money from violent gangsters!
Wow this is a lot of money. I cant wait to squander it all on gambling!
You shouldn't/had better not squander your money on gambling!
Its so simple! All I need to do to strike it rich is rob a bank!
You shouldn't rob a bank. /You had better not rob a bank!
I want to get on the plane but I don't have a ticket!
You can't get on the plane without a ticket. Ya pinhead!