A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?
The man was bald
Do you know the name of the invention that lets you look instantly right through any wall you want?
Window
How many letters are there in: The English alphabet?
18
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key
If there’s a frog, dead in the center of a lily pad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
Neither, the frog is dead
Agatha’s mother has five different daughters. One’s name is Danielle, one’s name is Brittany, one’s name is Samantha, another is named Rebecca. What’s the name of the fifth daughter?
Agatha
Jeff’s dad has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ___?
Jeff
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but if you water me, I’ll die. What am I?
A fire
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
A cowboy rode to an inn on Wednesday. He stayed two nights and left on Wednesday. How could that be?
His horse was named Wednesday
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
Do you know where you can find cities and countries, towns and shops, roads and lakes, but absolutely no people whatsoever?
a map
What is the end of everything?
g
If you see an electric train headed east at 70 an hour but there is a wind blowing in from the west at 80 miles an hour, which way is the smoke from the train going to blow?
An electric train doesn't have smoke
If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?
Washington DC
What five-letter word gets shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
future
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries?
a towel
Paul the Polar Bear had a birthday party, with each guest bringing five fish. A nasty little penguin stole two fish but there were still 198 fish left. How many people came to the party?
40
If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors
What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?
The year will again be the same upside down
Can you think of something that’s as light as a feather but even the world’s strongest human couldn’t hold it for any longer than 4 minutes?
Breath
What is something you can serve but shouldn’t ever eat?
Volleyball, tennis ball
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