Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it has the drumsticks!
What do you call a bird that is good at baseball?
a bat!
What did one bird call the other bird on Valentine's day?
Tweetheart!
What do you call a bird that is afraid to fly?
A chicken!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called Bagels!
How do crows stick together in a flock?
With Vel-crow