"Pick a card but don't show it to me, let me guess, is it the ace of hearts?"
Magician
"I started writing this book three years ago."
Author
"License and registration please. Do you know how fast you were driving?"
Police Officer
"I think the leak is coming from under the sink..."
Plumber
"Raise your hand if you forgot your homework."
Teacher
"Just a cut or a shampoo too."
Hair Stylist
"Will you be paying with cash or a credit card?"
Cashier
"Are you making a deposit or a withdrawal?"
Bank Teller
"Is that for here or to go?"
Fast Food Server
"Please fasten your seatbelts and remain seated until we arrive at our destination."
Flight Attendant
"Please pull up to the next window."
Drive Thru Cashier
"Please set the oven to 450 and hand me the muffin pans."
Baker
"How do you want your steak cooked?"
Restaurant Server
"Open your mouth wide."
Dentist
"This will only hurt for a second."
Doctor