What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly.
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night.
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married.
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
The doctor was the boy’s mom.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter “w.”
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
What is something that if you have 3 you get 3,you have 2 you get 2,but if you have one0 you have none?
Options
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope.
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey.
How can the pocket of your pants be empty, but still have something in it?
When the something is a hole.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
How many seconds are there in a year?
Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc. or 31,536,000 seconds
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Phone call
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
What can be caught but never thrown?
A cold.
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (take away the ‘s’ and it becomes ‘even’).
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