There is a question that you can never answer "yes" to. What is the question?
"Are you asleep yet?"
In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
Six. Three for each team.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
How many yards are on a football field?
120. There are 100 yards between the goal lines, and the two end zones are 10 yards each.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
the future
A cowboy rode to an inn on Wednesday. He stayed two nights, then left on Wednesday. How is this possible?
His horse's name was Wednesday.
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
money
A word I know, six letters it contains. Remove one letter, and 12 remain. Which word is it?
dozens
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest. It just hadn't been discovered yet.
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
a key
What five letter word is shorter if you add two letters to it?
short
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18. 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".
I come down, but never go up. What am I?
rain
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
a clock
What breaks but never falls, and what falls but never breaks?
Day and night (morning and night also acceptable)
What is full of holes but still holds water?
a sponge
How many hours are there in a week?
168 (7 x 24)
How can you rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word?
"ONE WORD"
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but if you water me, I'll die. What am I?
a fire.
If tomorrow I said, "the day before yesterday was Saturday," which day is today?
Sunday
Mother's Day is always on the second Sunday in the month of May. What is the earliest date on the calendar it could occur?
May 8 (If May 1 was a Sunday)
What's something you can serve but should never be eaten?
a volleyball/tennis ball/ping pong ball
With pointed fangs I sit and wait, with piercing force I crunch out fate, grabbing victims, proclaiming might, physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
a stapler
What's black, white, and blue?
a sad zebra
What has to be broken before you can use it properly?
an egg
If you were born in an odd numbered year, will you celebrate your 50th birthday in an even or odd numbered year?
odd
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
What is a shark's skeleton made of?
cartilage
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