What has many keys but can’t open Santa’s sleigh?
A piano
What bites but doesn't have any teeth?
Frost
If the end of the year is on 31st December, then what is at the end of Christmas?
The letter 'S'
Why do you go to bed on Christmas Eve?
Because the bed won't come to you.
Where did the snowman and snowwoman go to dance?
A snowball
I’m grumpy and green and stole Christmas one night. But then my heart grew, and I set it all right. Who am I?
The Grinch
What type of fruit do you eat at Christmas that isn't very healthy?
A fruitcake
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
Normally you find me on people's feet, but during Christmas you'll find me hung on fireplaces. What am I?
Stockings
I can travel all around the world just like Santa Claus without ever leaving my corner. What am I?
S stamp
The snowman went to see the dermatologist because his head was itchy and dry. What does the snowman get when he itches his dandruff?
Snowflakes
What do you call it after all the gifts for Christmas have been opened?
ChristMESS
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Every year
Santa was having problems with his legs and was unable to walk so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give to Santa?
A candy cane
I am a ball that does not bounce. What am I?
A snowball
Bonus: Sing a Christmas Carol
I am a plant seen every Christmas which people hang up above and then they stand beneath me and kiss someone they love. What am I?
Mistletoe
If a lion had a Christmas music album, what would it be called?
jUngle bells
If otters keep their money in the riverbanks, where does the Frosty the snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank
I am a shape. I am a sea animal. I am part of the sky. I am always on the top of a Christmas tree. What am I?
A star
Why didn’t the turkey want to eat on Christmas?
Because it’s already stuffed
Dare: Everyone jump as high as you can
I drop from the sky and I’m much more beautiful than rain. There are no two pieces of me that'll ever look the same. What am I?
Snowflakes
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet