Normally you find me on people's feet, but during Christmas you'll find me hung on fireplaces. What am I?
Stockings
I am a shape. I am a sea animal. I am part of the sky. I am always on the top of a Christmas tree. What am I?
A star
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
Dare: Everyone jump as high as you can
Why do you go to bed on Christmas Eve?
Because the bed won't come to you.
What bites but doesn't have any teeth?
Frost
What type of fruit do you eat at Christmas that isn't very healthy?
A fruitcake
What has many keys but can’t open Santa’s sleigh?
A piano
Where did the snowman and snowwoman go to dance?
A snowball
The snowman went to see the dermatologist because his head was itchy and dry. What does the snowman get when he itches his dandruff?
Snowflakes
Bonus: Sing a Christmas Carol
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Every year
What do you call it after all the gifts for Christmas have been opened?
ChristMESS
I can travel all around the world just like Santa Claus without ever leaving my corner. What am I?
S stamp
Santa was having problems with his legs and was unable to walk so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give to Santa?
A candy cane
Why didn’t the turkey want to eat on Christmas?
Because it’s already stuffed
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
If the end of the year is on 31st December, then what is at the end of Christmas?
The letter 'S'
I drop from the sky and I’m much more beautiful than rain. There are no two pieces of me that'll ever look the same. What am I?
Snowflakes
I’m grumpy and green and stole Christmas one night. But then my heart grew, and I set it all right. Who am I?
The Grinch
I am a ball that does not bounce. What am I?
A snowball
I am a plant seen every Christmas which people hang up above and then they stand beneath me and kiss someone they love. What am I?
Mistletoe
If otters keep their money in the riverbanks, where does the Frosty the snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank
If a lion had a Christmas music album, what would it be called?
jUngle bells