Where is Santa?
He's motorcycling through the desert.
Where is Santa?
He's skating on the ice with his sack of presents.
Where is Santa?
He's in the city.
Where is Santa?
He's a mountain house, reading a book.
Where is Santa?
He's in the house.
Where is Santa?
He's in chocolate!
Where is Santa?
He's in the sea with an elf.
Where is Santa?
He's on a spaceship in space. Sitting down.
Where is Santa?
He's on the moon.
Where is Santa?
He's in on the beach with a surfboard.
Where is Santa?
He's skiing / he's on the ski slopes.
Where is Santa?
He's at the Christmas market, carrying his sack of toys.
Where is Santa?
He's on the sun eating pizza and having juice.