If I break my friend's cellphone, ...
If the school let me go home early but I forget to bring your phone to call my mom,
If my friend posts my ugly photo on instagram, ...
If a restaurant messes up my order, ...
If I notice that there is a cockroach in a food I am eating, ...
If I forget my friend's birthday, he/she ...
If I drink hot spicy noodle with boncabe, ...
If I drink 1 liter of milk before going to bed, ...
If I see a mouse walking in my kitchen, ...
If I shave my hair off, my family ...