What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
Why does everyone like snowmen?
Because they’re so cool
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
What do fish sing at Christmas time?
Christmas Corals
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter Y
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?
Elfis
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Santa-tiser
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
They’re into all the wrapping
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.