How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
a cold
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What falls but never hurts itself?
snow
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
snowflakes
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
a puddle
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
snowball