What's full of holes, but can still hold liquid?
A sponge!
What starts with "E", ends with "E" and has only one letter in it?
Envelope
What is there once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E"
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (Short + Er = Shorter)
Name two meals you can NEVER eat for breakfast.
Lunch and Dinner!
A cashier at a butcher shop is 1,74m tall, wears size 38 shoes, and is 32 years old. What does she weigh?
Meat! She works in a butcher's shop!
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest!
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
INCORRECTLY
There's a bowl with seven apples. If you remove three, how many apples are there?
There are 7 apples!
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them!
What's the color of the airplanes' black box?
Orange! It's easier to find if there's an accident.
How many books with 30cmx30cm can you put in a 1mx1m box, so that it's not empty anymore?
Only 1! After that, the box is not empty anymore!
On which side of a chicken are there more feathers?
On the outside!
How many stars can you see in the morning?
Only 1: The sun!
What always goes up, but never comes down?
Your age!