Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little crumby
How do you organize a fantastic space-themed birthday party?
You planet!
What did one candle say to the other?
I'm going out tonight!
Why don’t candles get nervous at parties?
They know how to lighten the mood.
Why did the birthday candle go to school?
To get a little bit brighter!
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
What do cakes and baseball players have in common?
They both need a good batter!
What do you give a computer for its birthday?
A byte of cake!
What do you give a lemon on its birthday?
Lemon-Aid!
What kind of music do balloons hate at parties?
Pop Music!
What did the balloon say to the birthday card?
I'm blown away by your message!