Why did the birthday candle go to school?
To get a little bit brighter!
What do you give a lemon on its birthday?
Lemon-Aid!
What did one candle say to the other?
I'm going out tonight!
What kind of music do balloons hate at parties?
Pop Music!
What did the balloon say to the birthday card?
I'm blown away by your message!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little crumby
What do cakes and baseball players have in common?
They both need a good batter!
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
How do you organize a fantastic space-themed birthday party?
You planet!
Why don’t candles get nervous at parties?
They know how to lighten the mood.
What do you give a computer for its birthday?
A byte of cake!