A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door.
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
The same. They both weigh a pound!
I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?
Smoke
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your breath
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing.What is it?
A button
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
How can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A piano
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.What am I?
The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
A secret
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
They all do.
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
A clock
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m"
Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody.What am I?
I am a mirror.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, honey!
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first