How can 1+ 1 = 6?
Draw a line on the + to make it a 4
I can be cracked. I can be played. I can be told. I can be made. What am I?
A joke! ... "I cracked a joke! I played a joke on him. I told him a joke. I made a joke!"
What is he on?
He is on a raft!
It lives half its life. It dies half its life. It dances to no music. It drinks with no mouth. What is it?
A tree
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain. (mountain!)
What belongs to you, but it mostly used by everyone else?
Your name
If the answer I give is "yes," but I really mean no, then what is the question?
Do you mind?
Why do some people scratch their heads?
Some people do this when they are thinking hard or confused.
I have seven children. Half of them are boys. How can that be?
They are all boys!
What is in his eye?
A glint of light!