What man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman
How many months have 28 days?
12 months
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, but not once in thousand years?
Letter M
What goes up and down but does not move?
Stairs
Forwards, I am heavy. Backwards, I am not. What am I?
ton
When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother
What is the smallest room in the world?
Mushroom
Where do you find an ocean with no water?
on a map
What has teeth, but cannot eat?
A comb
What part of London is in Brazil?
Letter L
Which table does not have legs?
Vegetable
What gets smaller when you turn it upside down?
Number 9
What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A chalkboard / A blackboard
What start with a "t", end with a "t" and is full of "t"?
teapot
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
What has hands, but can not clap?
A clock
What has a cap, but has no head?
A bottle
I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old.
A candle