Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A glove
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
The word “not”
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A road
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
A potato
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What building has the most stories?
The library
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard