How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream
Why did the zombie skip school?
She felt rotten
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
Why do skeletons stay so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries