How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch
What is a ghost's favorite theme park ride?
The rollerGHOSTer!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
ShamBOO!
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I scream!
What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?
BOO-Jeans!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood tests!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A NECKtarine
What fruit do ghosts like?
BOOberries!
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
BROOMmates.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
She had no BODY to dance with!
How do French skeletons say hello?
BONE-jour!
What instrument would a skeleton play?
TromBONE!
Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night, but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A shadow.
A zombie and a vampire have a new house and it has all rooms except for one. What room is it?
The LIVING room
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A SAND-witch!