What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
BROOMmates.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A NECKtarine
How do French skeletons say hello?
BONE-jour!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch
A zombie and a vampire have a new house and it has all rooms except for one. What room is it?
The LIVING room
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood tests!
What fruit do ghosts like?
BOOberries!
Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night, but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A shadow.
What is a ghost's favorite theme park ride?
The rollerGHOSTer!
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I scream!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
ShamBOO!
What instrument would a skeleton play?
TromBONE!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A SAND-witch!
What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?
BOO-Jeans!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
She had no BODY to dance with!