What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
BROOMmates.
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I scream!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
She had no BODY to dance with!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
ShamBOO!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A SAND-witch!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A NECKtarine
What is a ghost's favorite theme park ride?
The rollerGHOSTer!
A zombie and a vampire have a new house and it has all rooms except for one. What room is it?
The LIVING room
Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night, but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A shadow.
How do French skeletons say hello?
BONE-jour!
What fruit do ghosts like?
BOOberries!
What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?
BOO-Jeans!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch
What instrument would a skeleton play?
TromBONE!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood tests!