What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet
What Jack has a head but no body?
Jack-o-lantern
Why didn't the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there was no point to it.
Why don't skeletons like dancing?
Because they have no body to dance with.
What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
His dentist!
What can't you give a headless horseman?
A headache
What room is useless for ghosts?
The Living Room!
A symbol of death, that no body owns, no heart have I, nor flesh on my bones. What am I?
A skeleton
What was the witch's favourite subject in school?
Spell-ing!
What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
The neck
What's worse than being a five-ton witch?
Being her broom
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat
In the Halloween dark when gone is the sun, I'll light your way when carved as a lantern. What am I?
A pumpkin / a jack-o-lantern
What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!