Why was six nervous?
Because seven eight nine.
How can you tell when a cat is happy?
When it's feline fine.
Why was Dumbo sad?
He felt irrelephant
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted.
What did one potato say to the other?
I've got my fries on you.
Can February March?
No but April May.
Why couldn't the bike stand up?
It was two-tired.
What kind of undies do clouds wear?
Thunderwear
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair?
Ceasers
Know any good rope jokes?
I'm a frayed knot.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Because it has a million degrees!
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
What did the duck say when waiter gave him the check?
Put it on my bill
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
Why are bananas so good?
They've got appeal.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
Barbecue
What kinds of emotions do noses feel?
Nostalgia
Why don't pirates know the alphabet?
Because they keep getting lost at C.
Why did the barber win the race?
Because it took a short cut.